diNNer -- in - waitinG

Sex-A-LOT-DAY

2009-11-13T23:15:00.000-08:00

today everyone was reasonably horny ;D
today everyone is charging their shot gun
especially at Randy's house !
Do you know that this is bad for health !?
it is like eating Mentos sweet every second !
SHINGZ
there is one particular person that loveszxc it !
to my left
to my left !
Random thoughts !
What is adidas ?
All Day I Dream About Sex
what a right descripton to th person to my left !
*Salutes*

We are making sushi soon !
Dango was a failure ;D
The person to the left is Jing Ann ;D
bet ya surprise !
He never finish his job ;C
so if your think of liquid paper. there isnt any

But to the dango failure ;D
the dango is super hard la !
like some white tennis balls !
different size and shapes !
if ya surprise i am even updating this
stupid blog, this is because
i am OVER WITH RIS LOW

Robson i won you tai di !
TY JULIA WIFEY

I am angry
so angry that i am going
rape Jing Ann upside down ;D
with Hao Ze
Sorry , Jing Ann is mine ;D

RIS LOW& SEX FILE(s)!

2009-09-16T07:52:00.000-07:00

EPIC! YOU MUST SEE!

Ok on to better things!
It is call the SEX FILE!

before you get horny over it.
it is just a document telling us
about STI!
it is video showing how it spread
and how it look like when it is effected.
rotting penises and vagina(s)
it is SO
OHMYGOD!

there is nothing to get horny about!

WE SHOULD STOP STI!
Things you can do to not spread it :
1) 10 layers of condoms!
2) bunsen burner , virus cannot live in heat?
so sterilize your *ahem* a bit.
3) TOOTHBRUSH ! You need a good wash !
4) Cisco security for your *ahem*

that is about all i can think to protect from
STI!

Things to not get it :
1) Blood test your partner before and after 6months!
2) Private Eye to keep an eye on your partner
3) No casual sex
4) Abstinence aka forever virgin

SO KEEP YOURSELF
&
OTHERS STI FREE !

Community Involvment Programme!!!

2009-08-27T03:41:00.001-07:00

LOVES YOU ALL :D
remember korkor ok !?
as Paleolithic i am !
we went to do CIP at Hougang !
the kids we play with
WERE SO CUTE!
my buddy name is :
Kim Lee
So HAWAII !!!
anyway, he is the oldest
biggest.
stronger then me.
LOADS OF LOVE TO
My partner!
Chloe's partner !
Randy's Partner !
HuiJuan+ Janice ('s) Partner !
Bernice's Partner !
and loads more !
SCARY PART -
every one there was so ENTHU :D
there was even one girl in red
that even want play fishing with me!
loads of love to her!
FangHui's partner !
ok, that is not scary
the scary thing is !
the RED SHIRT BOY !!!
oh my ....
he is the first boy...
in the whole group
to say the following words :
siao ah !
cb !
lj !
....... then he go hit my partner ....
my partner was so angry....

ALL IN ALL
i had fun with them !!!
Loves them + 3E1 + MR QUAKE
*i got his picture <3
uploading them on facebook,
Saturday !

back;

2009-08-13T06:36:00.000-07:00

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!!!
not.
anyway, a lot of things happen in my life when i am not blogging.
it is very exciting.
like going to the roof of Marina Square.
we(me and hz) went to IMM meet them
meet a new friend (Jeremiah) from YuZheng's cell group
they are studying chemistry ....
i was of cos the dis tractor...
with - RANDY+HUIJUAN+HAOZE+ME
we went to
see helicopter
helicopter(s) with SINGAPORE FLAG *salute*
see fireworks then see until forget take pledge
Ok boring post!
Watched G.I JOE already.
Not as watch i expected, Anna is hot.
The only women that dress properly is her.

All in all, i had a lot of fun that i not going to
post :D.
Don't ask why!
Why you ask.
Cause this post is dedicated to people who has suffered pre- and post
physic examinations Bing Kuen symptoms.
Symptoms include : Retardation. Waving aimlessly. Bing Kuen hug bags.
Visiting Mrs Lin out of the blue moon. LALADIDADA

if you got any of 1 of this symptoms,
you will :
get taller in 7days !
rubbish,
OK
THANKYOU TO:
Randy-
Yan Ling
Fang Hui
Hui Juan
Xiu Qi
Bernice
MRS LIN
Her son
and a lot more.
THANK YOU :D
from making sanity.
ok la its all for the common test.

I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS
and family!

Y'all Know

2009-07-30T10:00:00.000-07:00

Y'all know when i blog i have something SERIOUS to rant/bitch
whatever that term is.
Today , Hong Guan acted all retarded!
Julia and Yan Ting was play with his 2$
then Julia pass it to me,
then he SAW JULIA PASSING TO ME
then he started chasing after me
then i run + scream
then went back and give back Julia
then he is still chase after me
what the FUCK is wrong.
HE KEEP SAY I TOOK THE MONEY
and reach in to my pocket to take my wallet
and at the same time , touch my thighs
what the FUCK ?!
I was holding an umbrella,
then suddenly he want to take it from me
KNN,
what is wrong !?
then , he threw a chair at me.
LUCKY I GOT THE fucking UMBRELLA
ccb, fly over to me.
Then i kick him "there"
and he still dont want to give up
WHAT THE FUCK.
He tried to touch me when i sitting in class
with Hui Juan, Bernice and Earnest
WTFUCK LARH
i need to shield my lanjiao.
then he keep hitting my hand(shield)
FUCKING NUTTARD.
Even though i may be a retard and scream like a bitch.
I dont fucking molest people's penis
throw chair at them!!!
ok i threw one at Aravindh! he dared me!
still,
who fucking throw a chair suddenly !!!
Moreover, he is some sort of pajiao or something
i told him i dont have the 2$ WITH ME
pajiao nevermind.
DEAF IS ANOTHER THING
The money also not his, its Robson.
even more fucked up now_|_
then he keep try to touch me.
then i want go ask what time their(3e2)
chemistry remedial finish,
i saw him at the door
PLAYING WITH CORRINE'S HAIR (drop off)ONE
that when i think of him as a mentally unsound person,
by mentally unsound aka retard fucknut
i meant:
1) Sudden urge to touch people's penis.
2) Pajiao (cock eyed) + deaf
3) Molest ?
4) Sudden throwing of a chair
fuck i feel like... fucking him with the tip of that umbrella.
pisses me to no bound.
5)the name of Hong Guan.

So after reading this fucking fucktardednesslicious
blogpost and you still dont understand.
Here is a summary.
Hong Guan tried to touch me.(Don't ask me why) He tried to punch me
as well T^T how can he!!! I am not a NPCC human punch bag .
So you want practise ur NPCC moves please do it someone else.
He reach into my pocket.
I took an umbrella.
He threw a chair.
I blocked and retialeted with a kick in his"down there"
Scream like a mad bitch.
He chase me.
Aunty thought i was retarded and stared at me.
Saw him again, he playing with Corrine's fallen hair.

All in all, siren will sound. When Hong Guan is in sight
with less then 1 kilometer. And when there is more then 1mole of
carbon dioxide (co2) in the surroundings. The alarm will sound.
Hong Guan beware!

A note of advice.(not trying to sound professional)later backfire ;X
please, stop trying to touch people's private part :D
if ur stress and want to touch penis(es) touch your own :D
other's people penis are not for you to touch :D
and so other people's wallet (without permission somemore)

In a nutshell, !@#$%^&*()_~!@#$%^&*()_!@#$%^&*()_~!@#$%^&*()_~!@#$%^&*()

debates.

2009-07-24T22:12:00.000-07:00

WE WON THE DEBATES!
classes which won the preliminary round
: 3e1,3e2,3e2,3n2
the next debate match will be
3e1 vs 3e3
3e2 vs 3n2

the topic:
Singapore is a gracious society.
What do you think ?

POSTING, FINALLY?

2009-07-04T08:01:00.001-07:00

because blogger hates picture totally, i have to blog it
COMIC STRIP STYLE!
Please read from left to right.

Blue : Yeah, finally friday! *jumps for joy*
Red : Yarhs !!! FRIDAY !!! *jumps for joy*
Blue : Fuck you, why are you copying me ?!
Red : I where got ? See my hand, aerodynamic de ! *punch private part*
Blue : My -long chain of vulgar- shit you !!!
Red : *giggles*

pic 2

Blue : I going make you a plate of chicken breast meat!
Red : You can try , if you dare !
*Both in standing form*
Red : Power Rangers TRANSFORM! Red Ranger
Blue : Power Puff Girls TRANSFORM! Bubbles!
Blue : PREPARE YOURSELF!!!

pic 3

Blue punches Red
Red loses.
Red is now a plate of chicken breast meat.

POSTING, FINALLY?

2009-07-04T07:41:00.000-07:00

What is thing !?
Is that a cane i am seeing !?
Pink colour some more !
So if you stop reading my blog,
guess where this cane will land .

Right smack on your buttock,
in between the butt crack.

Seoul Garden ;D

2009-06-15T06:44:00.000-07:00

Today me and Randy went to eat Seoul Garden ;D !!!
These are the people we called,
but cannot go/don't want go D;
inclusive of nv picking up handphone ;x
Eric
Isaac
Jing Ann
Nadhir
Hao Ze
Fang Hui
Hui Juan
Perlyn
Yan Ling

>< Well, 2 person is also fun !!!
We ate alot !!!
7 plates of meat.
2 eggs
alot of vegiiee
combine of 3 bowls of ice cream
3 bowls of maggie
6 cups of drink
& alot more !!!

cause we little people go,
so we did a little bitching ;D
i harassed Eric !!!
He keep dont want to reply me.
Anyways, ~
the food was good !!!
Be JEALOUS !!!
After that, we went to meet
-Hui Juan
-Bernice
-Nehneh [Dawn]
-Hui Ru [cg]
-Isaac[cg]
-Unknown Girl[cg]
there were STUDYING !!!
hallelujah, something must hit their brains hard.
Anyways ~ ;D
Hui Juan wrote this composition
about dropping a handphone
INTO A TOILET BOWL
in the GENTS <<<
bwahahha !!!
I was laughing like mad.
She drop the handphone.
She opened the door.
Then stuck there ...
then i said :
"Continue writing la, waiting for the men to laugh at you?"
thanks to my ever Holy words.
Ok , nonsense i know
she started writing.
Overall it was FUN ~ <3

i went back home !!!
They all went to meet Yu Zheng
at YewTee
i have to go home
cause i go to go SWIMMING.
Swimming Defination :
Half naked man in tiny mini shorts
moving and afloat on the water.
;D

go FUG yourself, cause fugly is the new pretty

2009-06-03T07:38:00.000-07:00

Nothing can me more FUGA-LICIOUS then this !

Amanda Lui Qing Jing Ann says that Its not that its imitation, its just that it doesn't suit your face.
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You like this.
Denis Vladimir Kupstov
Denis Vladimir Kupstov at 10:29pm June 3
Alright, just pissed that he kept on poking into my stuff......
they took my posts and posted it to get insulted , so i blocked them
So what does BK says?
BK: What stuff?
Denis Vladimir Kupstov
Denis Vladimir Kupstov at 10:29pm June 3
thanks for reminding:)
Randy Ang Wei Wu
Randy Ang Wei Wu at 10:33pm June 3
it's basically not that he wants to insult you but its you who thinks that everything he say is an insult.
So what does BK says?
BK: It's basically .... [no comments]
Denis Vladimir Kupstov
Denis Vladimir Kupstov at 10:34pm June 3
ok ok ,just that i've got that suspicion.... that's the same to Johnathan.......
So what does BK says?
BK: If Johnathan sees this, things are going to turn fugly.

Randy Ang Wei Wu at 10:36pm June 3
ja said this : "Compliments to him are also insults cause his compliments are just that bad!"

Denis Vladimir Kupstov at 10:36pm June 3
ok larz , jing ann & bing kuen is ok ... got some sec 2 which i listed truly got some problem though
So what does BK says?
BK: No !!! No NO NO !!! Sec 3 hates Sec 2? must be the other way round .... You keep pestering the girls from 2e3 for what !?!? Facebook must be harming your brain. Fugged.

Planned to go collect class tee with MADAM wong, Bernice, Yan Ling, Randy, Bing Kuen and Ernest.
We reached JP and decided to eat, MADAM wong and Yan ling's food came pretty late. The food was FINE, except mr ERNEST who had ordered a lao sai porridge. =P
Then we walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk..
Till we reached the SMOKE-filled shirt printing store and got our shirts.The Tees were freakishly oversized. I think Randy is happy about how big it is.*

Jing Ann went home alone. ;D
www.haveabraintodestroyanotherbrain.blogspot.com
hottest porn web ;D

about yesterday;

2009-05-31T03:55:00.000-07:00

GERMAN CHEEBAI(S)
i got forced to do this,
IT IS SO UNFAIR,
i don't want to blog about it!!!

I WENT TO JING ANN'S HOUSE
[D:]
his house so nice la !!!
1 -the pond is super dirty ....
ok then when i step into the house ~
the living room is NICE WHAT!!!
>< life of a rich person....
still got a very nice kitchen !
Balcony [;D]
and AN AUDIO ROOM !!!
that was all good until,
i nearly trip down the stairs.

THE MAIN POINT IS for this crap post:
I BANGED MY HEAD ON THE GATE
I WALKED STRAIGHT INTO IT!!!
GERMAN CHEEBAI !!!
FUCK YOU IF U LAUGHING!!!
[D:]

Jing Ann Darling;D

2009-05-29T23:01:00.000-07:00

While i am typing all these words here ;D

i am kicking Jing Ann ;D

I am now situated at his sister's room!!! small like~

and the sister not HOME ;DD

YAY ;D

freedom freedom

bwahahaaha i shall here

and continue to torture Jing Ann ;D

ABUSE!!!

how dare he go elope with Jolene!!!

How dare him!!!

He can choose 3 girls from the list !!!

1) Ru Hua

2) Ru Hua

3) Ru Hua

other then that he cannot choose any other girls!!!

NOONE

NOONE!!!

i shall go back abusing him <3

new big thing!

2009-05-28T06:42:00.000-07:00

Guess what !?
Otahs are out!!!
&&&
ICE CREAMS are IN!!!
today me Perlyn(maria)& Yan Ling
went to the new shop in West Mall
the new ICE CREAM shop ;D
call UDDERS !!!
the tables are cute,
me do not love the ice cream there !
i ate the cookies and cream ice cream !
It taste like PURE OREO
what the fuck !?
i might as well make myself
i shall be smart in choosing the choice of
ICE CREAM ;D
i shall teach you people to concoct up a secret recipe
of ice cream
and here are the ingredients needed!
1-lots of vanilla ice cream
2-otah
3-blender
now time for the steps to make the PER-FECT ice cream:

1) Take the tube of vanilla and place it inbetween your armpits
and your nehnehs

2)Do chacha with it and talk it lot of crap

3)Then SCOOP all of it out and add in a big bowl

4)Then add in EXACTLY 10.6348923199243150 g of Otahs
Do not round off to the nearest 3s.f !!!

5)Blend it with your blender !!!& at the same time Sing 10 little Indians

6)After singing it, stop the blender! Then put it on the floor
and jump over it with 1 foot singing ABCs

7)Put in the freezer for 1hour .
AND there you have it. Otah-licious ice cream!

If you like Ben and Jerry 's ice cream with those
little bits of chocolates.
Feel free to add in the bones of tuna to have that
..... chewy surprise !

update ;D

2009-05-23T06:14:00.000-07:00

I LOVE OTAH
yep, that is right!
OTAH is the next big thing!!!
bet you dunnnnnnno what is an Otah.
So, allow me to explain.
Ohmygod
Tanning
Affects
Health.
it is a mixture of:
fish eyeballs
fish brain
scale
chicken breast
and feather
paste ;D
wrap in crispy leaf
then cook over charcoal!
yes, thats all bye.

new skin

2009-05-16T09:17:00.000-07:00

NEW SKIN ~NEW SKIN ~
NEW SKIN ~NEW SKIN ~
NEW SKIN ~NEW SKIN ~
NEW SKIN ~NEW SKIN ~
NEW SKIN ~NEW SKIN ~
NEW SKIN ~NEW SKIN ~
NEW SKIN ~NEW SKIN ~

you people are going to kill me ;D
i know it is fucking hard to read
but!
try your best ;DD!

birthdayyyys

2009-05-16T04:58:00.000-07:00

Oh, guess what ? ~
17th May - Jun Xuan birthday
18th May - Wan Qi birthday !!!

i already got an idea for what i going to
give to Wan Qi already. ;D
but, what the fuck can i give to Jun Xuan !?
he never give me any present, so maybe
i shall not give him! ;D
evil right !?
on my birthday he dont even know it is
until i tell him !!!
what the fuck right !
Ok, i being so selfish and fucktarded
but i cant be bothered !!!
I going to Jurong Point to make Wan Qi
birthday present :D bwaaaaaaaaha

on to the next fuck-arous thing,
WHY MUST THEY HAVE EXCO MEETING
ON MONDAY !!!
2pm somemore!!! now Randy cannot go out with me!!
damn it!!!

Oh fuck, before i forget

Exams are OVER !!!
Exams are OVER !!!
Exams are OVER !!!
Exams are OVER !!!
Exams are OVER !!!
Exams are OVER !!!
Exams are OVER !!!
Exams are OVER !!!
Exams are OVER !!!
Exams are OVER !!!

i bet you dint know, ;D
some other people are still having exams
so KEEP QUIET !

i am lazy to colour ;D
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&-
That stupid Subra
stop tagging and confessing my blog,
it is super irritating and i know who you are.
oh, actually i dont ;D

time ;

2009-05-05T07:39:00.000-07:00

During the chaotic examination period
i found time to entertain you people !
am i not holy ?
Step by step guide for self entertainment
Step 1- Go youtube.com
Step 2- Type in : Single Ladies Justin Timberlake
Step 3- Click on and top 4 videos and watch.

see, i even provide a guide for you
lifeless people out there.
i think due to my recent bitching .....
ok, i become less gossip-y
*misses bitch fest*
i think i been placed on some people
blacklist ... BOO!!
how can you people possibly hate the
most angelic me ;D
Alas .... i am such a good person , do homework
bring thermometer and everything
cant you see my halo ring ?!
*continues to brag*
*continues to brag*
*continues to brag*
i know, bragging is so unglam .

today we take 3 times temperature!
morning, MT, SS
what the fuck la
it is so fucking retarded to take
your temperature 3 times in half a day
fucking dumb .... tardedness

Many Days;

2009-04-20T07:18:00.001-07:00

Yes, finally i got the motivation to blog.
Lets rant about today's assembly.
Ms Gopal REBOND her hair
so uber chio now.
Way to go MsGopal ,
now it is time to shed those extra fats.

Then they invite some guest from the
GeoSociety or whatever it is called ~
they tell us how to protect the Earth ...
it is not as if we dunno,
is we just dun want to do it !!!
So stop giving birth la !
more people = more demand for items
so start having sex with condoms or plastic bags
if u cannot afford it.

Going back to Wednesday ~
we went for this Cheena Drama at
NLB:National Library Board
The play is super stupid,
half of the time i was wondering
what the hell are they doing.
Shi Xin Hui Dead(A) keep fly in and out,
and she plays a dead girlfriend
of this ambitious alive boyfriend,boy(A)
boy(A) then went to New York to work
then this boy(A) got seduce by this weirdtard girl Cat(A)
Cat(A) flirts with him , telling him whether he believe in
Love At First Sight!!!
then she walk out of the door, go 1 round then call boy(A)
that she believe, and he replied he believe too
boy(A) goes on to meet 3 friend from his workplace
Not important(A), Not important(B), Gay(A)
they all aspired to form a band of their own
& retarded-ly their songs are copied and rephased ...
skip .
skip .
then suddenly, this guy Gay(A+)
which is Gay(A) old flame CAME BACK
Gay(A+) is divorced and came back specially
for Gay(A) !!! Hallelujah,
what is this !?
then Gay(A) willingly goes with Gay(A+) cause they want
to have a fiery passion again
sounds so sex orientated-
then Cat(A) successfully seduced boy(A) then
Dead(A) come in and change his mind ....
what the fuck !?
then Dead(A) fly off ~ everytime come in also change clothes
Cat(A) suddenly says she want go Las Vegas with her Boss
2 people alone ~
bet they gona have sex there ,
then boy(A) very angry whatever
skip.
skip.
then Gay(A) and (A+) was singing this song
then a light FUSED ... KABOOM
the smell .... ohmygod....
like melting plastic and rubber
fucktardedness !!!
shit them ...
thanks Isabelle !!! for the nice smelling perfume
the fucking smell of the light kaboom...
so vomit-ish

the rest of the story is just total nonsense
-We cheered and clap at every gay scence
-We bitch every 5min of the show
-Everyone near me is talking and laughing

Clothes Well Played -
1) Anyone wearing uniform that is, it is a sure way
not to get laughed at for unsightly fashion statement.

2)Hui Voon: The suspender on you very nice. I see other
people wear it like toot toot one ;X

3)Kie Yan: The set is very nice, he look like a waiter. Which
suits him !

4)Janice Teo: The leggings look so chio ... i see other people
wear those leathery looking type make their legs look like melting candles

5)Eric: The shirt only

6)Yan Ting: Nice shirt, nice skirt and nice pumps. Looks like pro music
teacher .

Some others dress very nice also! But this is all i can remember.
Yes, i may sound like a fashion bitch
But i am just a bitchy critic ;D
i do not know how to dress and i wear legging over my head. ;D
Tomorrow got 4 period of SS ... fuck !
i lazy to colour the words shall do it tmr

Special DAY ;D

2009-04-17T08:06:00.000-07:00

Today it is a SPECIAL DAY!
guess what !?
it is my high publicise BIRTHDAY!!!
yes i know, so buay ba ;DDD
but i dun care!

SPECIAL THANKS TO:
Family
Yan Ling
Yan Ting
Tan
Han
Soh
Sean
Amanda
Kai Ann
Jing Ann
Hao Ze
Randy
Jun Xuan
Jayraj
Mandy
Isaac
Eric
Agnes(SAPP-y:D)
Ying Ying
Yi Ling
Teck Wee
Hui Juan
Bernice
Janice F
Dawn
Vickie(Zhu Xiao Mei)
Yu Zheng
Jolene
Perlyn(Maria)
Mei Juan
Carlyn
Julia
Harminder
Angel
Xin Man(Ah-Man)
Janice T
Jessica
Robson
Wan Qi
Lia
Wen Jun
Irene
Khoirul
Nasri
Gowri

Thanks for wishing me HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

well, there is other stuff i want to blog
but i cant be bothered.... ;DD
I got poured by water with green ink
if you walk to west mall
and you go by the carpark there
you see this yucky cummy green stuff
on the cemented floor
yes, that when i got pour with water
and scolded the must vulgar of my life.
:D

Picture-Less post.

2009-03-24T05:56:00.000-07:00

STOP <<
yes i really mean STOP.
STOP harping why i do have pictures
on my every "C O L O U R F U L"
i do admit my command of English is good.
Yes, self flattery is bad. But, meow ~
Nothing is bad in the life of a Cat-Ion.
& yes, i promise to upload pictures.
So stop harping.... try make me not lazy

*sinister laughter*
finally, my sister a NEW laptop
H A L L E L U J A H ~!
its build in with BLUETOOTH
so, hope she let me use and maybe
i can blue tooth pictures !!!

Well today i going to bitch how
many people don't come school
that's WRONG!
Absentess : Jing Ann, Issac and CHLOE !!!

Well i couldn't careless about Issac
Into the bin then,
Jing Ann have taken ill for 2 days!!!
yes, i suddenly sound concern
because he is DEPRIVING Randy
of his rightful entertainment !
Sleep until so late,
still can play computer when sick
he deserve spanking on his ass

Chloe on the other hand is sick today
and got a 2 days EMCEE ....
what the fuck
Doctor have you check my BP properly
i bet she is healthy and strong
ARGH, BP!!!
you just been meowed.

HATES AND CURESES.

Monday, the 18th

2009-03-17T21:08:00.001-07:00

Sorry for not updating for so long,
but i am back to my blogging regime.
& i going to update what happen
on Monday the 18th !

I went to Jurong East by 8pm
to meet RANDY
to take this bus 51 to his
father shop.
At the interchange,
i saw this Commonwealth student,
his long pants was like so low.
Then he ran after a bus,
i thought it going to RIP APART.
Ok, thats was random.
Then the bus ride is 1hour long.
His father is at Pasir Pajang .
When you see this New Moon umbrella
then alight.
Randy told me to look out for umbrella-s
i thought that someone with umbrella going to wait
for us, PRESTIGE.
The mee is good.
i giv it 7/ 10 !
you should try it sometime.

After that we WALKED to vivo.
then i ballet with Randy all the way to vivo.
People were like staring.
Bitch of nature.
How dare they stare at us!
When we reached Vivo, it was 10am
then CANDY EMPIRE opens at 11am
what the FUCK la.
How can they do this to me!!!
screw you ,
candy empire!
So no sweet for the day
fuck it.

Then we went to meet Chloe and Xi Yu
at Yew Tee mrt.
FUCK.
we take from vivo(habourfront)
to Yew Tee.
Never sit down at all.
Fuck Fuck FUCK
i thought so late in the morning
all those uncles and aunties go work liao
still got so many people on the MRT
what is this ?!
aging population isit ?!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck i dun wan!
After that, we went to get the ingredient for
COOKIES.
yes, COOKIES.

then we walked to Randy's house.
His house is so SUPER FUCKING NEAT
i tell you.
The rooms is so fucking BIG
until we enter the kitchen.....
HALLELUJAH
small like anything.
I move my buttock i hit Randy liao
anyway,
the instruction for the cookies is

1- Beat the butter until FLUFFY.
how the fuck are we going to do that MANUALLY.
shitfuck.
anyway, we creamed the butter anyhow.
2- Add in brown sugar and white sugar
ok, we added in the sugar and we mixed it equally.
3- Add in vanilla essence
i was so fed up,i add 2 teaspoon of it. Lazy to measure.
4-Add in the floor
fuck this step. so messy.
5- Add in eggs
HALLELUJAH!!! finally ending.
6- Put in the fridge
Great, after the egg the dough get to do SPA too !?
what fucking reason is this ?!
Put in fridge = SPA for dough
i said so. so do not argue.

After that we went to Randy's room
and play MONOPOLY.
i rarely played MONOPOLY with my siblings.
i am so deprived of childhood.
So, we played 45min worth of MONOPOLY
and it rain heavily.

We totally ignored the dough!
hahaha, fuck you dough.
Freeze you to death, bitch dough.

Then they wan shaped the dough
then i was so fuck-up.
then i SUGGESTED we make it into
something .... like ~
COOKIE CAKE.
imaginative.
im so proud of myself. Aha!
&so we did.
The result turn out to be sucky.
Bitch dough. Not tasty at all.
Taste like cough medicine COOKIE CAKE
with werid aftertaste
Fuck you dough
Bitch you dough
Whore you dough
roar !
We ditched the dough
*ahem* i mean the COOKIE CAKE
for SAKAE SUSHI !
wheeeee <3
we went to the CCK sakae sushi.
hallelujah,
the service is SUPER POOR
the waitress is so .....
like in a bad mood like that.
Then we ended up.
WE = Randy Me Chloe XiYu
ended up flirting with the trainee waiter.
hahah , we were like psst psst
then the waiter answer us.
LOL, the waitress face turned sour.
take that !
i shall not rant on about the flirting part.
cause its some private experience.
So meh !
meh meh meh meh.

anyway the whole thing is so
FUCKING
FUCKING
FUCKING
funny.
To sum up the whole thing.
It was a fun outing.
So , do not be jealous.

Yes, i am blogging in Art Room now.
Waiting for salvation.
I sounded so Christian-y
Oh, hallelujah now !

The person faking Choon Keat,
it is poorly done.
Do it better next time, ok?

CAMP!!! CAMP!!!

2009-03-06T04:47:00.000-08:00

First thing i want to do is! SCREAM:
THANK YOU PiKA!!
THANK YOU BERNICE!!
good friend are hard to get,
BEST TRAINER harder to FIND.
so JunZe stop ranting on PIKA!!
He is one of the BEST!!
its already a blessing.
He treat us all so GOOD LEH!!

KUDOS!

PIKA YOU ROCK !!!!!!!!!!
BERNICE TOO !!!!!!!!!!

so let me talk about the CAMP, yes? <3

Day1: 4th March!

We have outdoor cooking !
we have to use this pots and pot-lookalike pots
to cook MAGGIE!!
* yums *

1 BIG pot = 5 packet of Maggie + 9packet of seasoning.
and FUCKING SURPRISING it is no SALTY AT ALL !!!
1 SMALL pot =2pack of Maggie + 2packet of seasoning
and IT IS SO FUCKING SALTY

do your maths
&WHAT THE FUCK !?
anyway, the outdoor cooking is fun.
and have to use toothpaste to apply the base
of the pots so it wont burn.
The maggie is delicious too.
Learning something new!~

7/5 for fun-ness
4/5 for delicious-ness

then it is the 3h+ nature guided walk!
LUCKY,
our GUIDE is SUPER DUPER UBER GOOD
heng suay one, i thought it will be boring
but, its SUPER fun.
&just when i was enjoying it
it ended.
we were not complaining about the sunburn
until the thing actually ended!
omg, our guide is a LAWYER some more
she really SAMBAL things up!
& she want us remember the word
RELATIONSHIPS!
we obviously will !
KUDOS TO U GUIDE <3

100/5 for fun-ness
100/5 for entertainment!
its enjoyable. serious

then its DINNER <3
the food is quite above average
but the portion is very little
SO BOOYAH.

then its the exciting part!
NIGHT ACTIVITY!!!
KIDNAP!
we have to choose a number
if wrong,
we have to do something.
we have to gather in a circle
and the trainer will give a beat
and we have to squeeze the beat in the hand
if correct then get to guess the number.
if we guess it correctly then we can
we get a code then we can find the person
on the 2nd try we got it!!!!
FUCKING LUCKY <3
the code is
F2
translate = 6B block!
then reach there,
we have to CARRY
the 60kg Azfar back to the canteen
sing a cheer and we WIN
the feeling is so damn good.
i want that feeling again!
we left last
and we won first
arent that irony !?

100000000000000000000/5 fun-ness

Well, obviously i skipped all the unfair part
during the process of the camp
& you will not want me to name it.

then shower.
wake up 1am+ just to bath
cause the toilet is so damn full.
only our group 2 was using it so ~
-censored-
-censored-
-censored-
and we went to sleep.
i not going to type the censor part.
its really.... *ahem*

*lights out*
SLEEP NOW!

day2 updating soon.

AIN'T IT OBVIOUS !?

2009-02-27T07:30:00.001-08:00

FOR FUCK SAKE!
ain't it obvious that i am angry when i scold you
"Fuck off!" ?!
its a tell tale sign la!!!
get on with life then bitch on me
about scolding vulgar.
Fuck you hypocrite, i bet u scolded vulgar
so seal your lips and no one will think your mute.

& obvious someone must did something to
make me angry.
It started at this RIDICULOUS cca photo-taking session.
I was walking tip-toed
obviously not lagging behind the line for photo-taking
I WAS SCOLDED!
"Bing Kuen stop playing afool, do you want join the girls!?"
whatthefuck !?!?!?!?
HELLLLLLO ?!!!
how has me tip-toeing related to joining the girls ?
teachers and students are same arent they?
when they having nothing to assault you,
they might as well direct to you.
FINE, ITS BEEN YEARS
I GOT OVER IT!
SO STOP SAYING
I AM BITCHING OVER IT, KAPEEESH ?

Viola, a perfect mixture of
violence and whatever & chemical X
this twitty uncle keep asking me MOVE
walau KNN
pajiao isit ?!
i am like one of the shortest in my CCA
thats why i stand according to my height,
like you told.
YOU CANT EVEN COMPREHEND
YOUR OWN INSTRUCTION
& you SCOLD ME!
fuck!!!
move left move right
move right move left
you think i toy
and u have remote control isit ?!
ROAR!!!

then after that DotA
with my classmates and some other people.
Then we are losing,
but Teck Wee is owning.
So we are turning the tide in a 3v5 game
2 fuckers left mid game.
and i call for a switch.
After 10 long min, they dont wan swap.
i was so pissed i wanted to leave
and asked them quickly switch.
5min, no one switch
until ANOTHER
5min then the pro lucifer switch over.
& I WAS SCOLDED BY KENNETH EE
WTF!?
he said that i wanted to win
and say he will drop his item
and afk.
YIPPEE.
of course i happy la.
see he type with HEAVY SARCASM
and blame me for wanting to win.
so i shall list it out.
3v5 game

1) I called a switch
Reason: Either u got a swine brain for a brain or bird brain
its OBVIOUS we are a disadvantage and a switch
WONT KILL ,KENNETH EE!!

2) Switch = Win
Reason: There is no logic behind this, as he accuses me
of making a switch, so i could win. -NO LINK-

3) Got a pro who switched
Reason: Luci is a good& pro player. So stop blaming me
and blame yourself for LATE switch until the pro is sick of it.

4) Drop item and afk.
Reason: YAYAYA drop your item, bigfuck.
Afk. FOR FUCK !? Switch a pro over cannot play liao isit?

5) He said i am scared of his Juggernaut(Kenneth)
Reason:Yes, you so fat i paper CM of course scared.

6) Remake
Reason: So that i can lose again. YIPPPPPEEE

7) Game with Eric.
Reason: We lose like siao and have leavers
WE nv complain. THEY nv hao lian.
So i dun understand why Kenneth just cannot shut up.

8) I am petty
Reason: No reason, naturally born with it
and i admit i am petty so live with it.

Eric and his friends also not as diao la.
DOTA IS A GAME (said by Kenneth)

KAPPPESH !?
GOT IT ?!
UNDERSTAND !?
COMPREHEND !?
simple.

& THERE IS MORE!!!
THE CLASS STUFF
-class cheer
-class T-shirt
OBVIOUSLY, few people are helping out
to make our class success.
I can believe our class.
Its like, a World War III...

i HIGHLIGHTED my stand.
and if ur name appears on my blog
you obviously know why.

CHEM COMMON TEST,

2009-02-20T05:02:00.000-08:00

In the name of all bitchyness,
and for the fucking first time,
i think i going to fail my common test.
i don't know the graph.
and i heard that the average score
for MCQ for our class is only 13,
bitch!
i am so fucked.
great,
no more A only got B,
35/50 minimal score.
tardfuckedness
colourful isn't it?
they better pass my Chemistry
and dont further depress me
by telling me,
that my English test fail.
I can so tell my social studies
is going to fail.
HELL NO!!!
FUCK LA!!!
Mr Heng why go reservice ?!
walau eh!!!!!!!!
*STRANGLES*

ROAR & JUMP ABOUT!!

bitching is healthy,
so stop talking bad about me.
its typical for me to WHINE
so live with it!

stop complaining that i trying to blind you
with colours.

BITCH;

2009-02-13T04:02:00.000-08:00

finally,
there is SOMETHING to bitch about.
guess what ?
we have FIRE DRILL today
it ate a period...(:
and out of time to have a fucking drill
its must be during Physic
fuckkkkkkkkktardednessslicious...
why cant be during English when
we have a test ...
TOOT one ...
stupid ...
supposingly to yesterday somemore

& worsely-
if there such word
there are complaining that we are slow
and everything
blahblahblah ~~~
ENOUGH OF YOUR NONSENSE

if want to mark faster attendance-
1) might as well let us all burn to death in school, no need mark
100% death

blame us slow
2)10 min slow .... blame the field door small
and 30 over class have to cram into 2 doors

cook us under the sun
3)we stand under sun vs you stand under shade
air dry in classroom vs cool air in staffroom
& you can't get air-dried your unreasonably unhealthy

not vigilant, 5 Singaporeans died in Thailand because of fire
4)Ok, thats true. Not as if Achmed gona boom our school right?

wasting time by coming down slow
5)isn't fire drill a waste of time in the first place?
10min to come 10min to mark attendance 10 min to listen crap

ms tan look like xiaxue
6)irrelevant

cannot stand still, keep talking non stop and fidgeting
7)we are bored so we are plucking grass ..... sorry.

take turn to talk somemore =L=
make the door wider
and there wont be such problem liao la!

if you see red
pun not intended ...
means im bitching
and shows i am a healthy blogger

record! act shock

2009-02-05T01:15:00.000-08:00

Pur- leeaseeeee!
i also can break record for the canned food!
we are like ... the first school to think
correct me if i am wrong
of building an fugly shaped pyramid
with canned food
that can only be built with 5kinds of
CANNED FOOD
then the peak of the pyramid is stacked with
3 canned food ....
i can seriously tell how Lay Hong is
desperately wanting the school to be famous
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*sigh*
i wish it were taller man...
well, i shouldn't whine!
GO BTVSS!
*you see the top 3 cans*
isit cheating?

Chinese New Year visits'

2009-01-31T06:08:00.000-08:00

Forlorn,
there is still much things to do!
much houses to visit for these 15days of
CHINESE NEW YEAR!
-Cleared List-
1. Julia
2. YingYing

-Going to clear List-
1. Teck Wee *
2. Hao Zhe *
3. Yan Ting *
4. Yan Ling *
5. Perlyn *
6. Han Xin Ying
7. Tan Xin Ying
8. Ang Jun Xuan

Yes,
those with the asterisk
are the ones i have book a date with.
so dont be afraid to embrace me to your house
with OPENED HANDS and MONEY FILLED ANG BAOS
I know i being a bitch by highlighting those words.
Too bad, you got to live with it.

bitch!

2009-01-28T06:58:00.000-08:00

STOP!
I am not dead!
and now give me a chance to BITCH abit can arnot !?
i found an interesting poem that i going to share
with the class for ORAL PRESENTATION!
OMG!!! READ IT!!!
and rate the bitchy-ness of it!
its total bitchy-licious!!!
*Drools*
When you are sad,
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the evil bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue, ...
I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, ...
I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared, ...
I will take the piss about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, ...
I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused, ...
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick, ...
Stay the hell away from me until you're well again.
I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall, ...
I will point and laugh at you.

This is my oath, ...I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask? Because you're my friend !

bwahaha!
that is so like me!
Do you still wan make friend with me?
*sinister laughter*
well, thats only the poem.
i wan make my blog abit more bimbo
with a few more pictures....
but i can upload from my phone ...
so, meh!

New Year is still on!!!
i wan more HONG BAO
MORE MORE MORE I SAID
MORE!
yes, MORE....
need go do oral presentation!
byebye;

CCA awareness day!

2009-01-10T08:52:00.000-08:00

TODAY IS VERYYYYYYYYYY FUN
i pee in the river
i pee in the river
i pee in the river
pisai in my soul!
jitao so fun .... <3

byebye ><

postie!;

2009-01-09T07:06:00.000-08:00

YES! i know you people miss me bitching
about my everyday life
when there is no one reading ....
anyway!
i am so FUCKING suay larhs ....
got Gao Yi as my chinese teacher
walau .....
she fucking troublesome =L=
need spelling , need qi zi
need change place
need to able hear and see her
need to read
need to answer questions she give
need to complete her homework
need to do dc
need this need that .....
curses ....
and her voice jitao like
singing opera like that
FUCKING high pitch and
the cheena accent .... so hard understand ....

then today so fucking funnnnnnny
Mr Heng is so HORNNNNNNNY!
he was talking about pipette have the rubber connection
RUBBER ~
then when stir in conical flask right ~
will anyhow hit around
thats why need the RUBBER thing ~
hohooooho
he make it sound like condomn nehs!
*horny*

other then that ....
other teachers are OK (:
with the exception of Mr Tan ....
walau
ok i shall stop bitching now first!

oh gosh!

2008-12-25T03:23:00.000-08:00

i am soooooo fucking sorry
for not updating for a month +
there is not much reader anyways
*emo in one corner*
2 days ago i went to watch a movie
at AMK hub
with Teck Wee, Shi Ying, Jing Ann
& Hao Zhe
it was supposingly a movie marathon
unfortunately,
we were late ,
and i got to go buy uniform.
Fucking hell,
we reach there shi ying just leave his house
WHAT IN THE FUCKKKK LA
he is lik sooooo late
yes FUCK.
so in the end we just watch
Twilight

the movie is 2h
and start at 2o clock
yes, we watched at AMK hub
where the seat is 10 times more comfortable
and the air con blasting 10 times colder
then west mall
pathetic as it sounds
but west mall chairs are foldable
meaning ,
it is available for us to shoot leftover popcorns ....
yes i know i talking cock

i dunno is it the Global Warming
or Financial Crisis
that the popcorn "holder"
is suddenly so thin
not hard one .... so fragile

i blabber enough though!

on with the real Stuff
Twilight is not worth watching
Well unless your choosing between Harry Potter and Twilight
Twilight will be a much of a better choice
other then the trailers and the credits
nothing special in particular in both movies -
except Twilight is better
you get to see someone more handsome then Daniel Radcliffe [Potter]
and someone uglier then Hermione [Emma Wattson]
i wish Hermione can swap roles with Bella
at least my eyes wont bleed seeing Bella
popping around the screen on Edward's back flying
Jacob look much more better without long hair ....
look like a fucking gay with the curls and twirls....
make his hair look like it have lices in it

Unless you prefer seeing a round bespectacled nerd
teleporting around the screen
i will recommend you to ditch Harry Potter for a
much refreshing Twilight .
Even though the book illustrate it better la....
Harry Potter is good if you want to see Hermione and Ron in danger
in the 2h + movie torture
other then that you can Google Voldemort picture online
then wasting 6bucks [student] on Harry Potter
Voldemort look like a mirror image of Michael Jackson.

Peter who are you ?
Stop scolding vulgar on my tagboard.
and my lanpa is visible in sight

blooooooogish;

2008-11-26T02:52:00.000-08:00

unfortunately,
there is nothing for me to blog about ;D
well to keep you all entertain!
Go youtube.com
and search :
MADTV
-Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton :D
uber-lish horny and cheesy at the same time.
not to forgeth supppppper funny!

blog-licious;

2008-11-19T23:05:00.000-08:00

Yes yes i know;
i dint blog for a fucking long time.
i was busy adapting to Singapore C:
the bright sunny island
with less dangerous mosquitoes
i think China have imported mosquitoes
from some other countries.
their sting is so FUCKING POWER la
they fucking drink your blood
and leave a present for you on your hand
fucking hell it stays there for like
4 FREAKING DAYS
whatthepussy
is the mosquito thinking !?
i really want to point my middle finger
and scream F-U-C-K
i hate anything that have 5 and more legs
this inclusive of living and non-living organism

&China have like a "Bee Obstacle Course"
there will be like a bee-like creature
that only have 1 sting
& die after it sting
there will 10 of it flying around
after that there will be yet another 10
it is like the School is nuturing a
nest for them la ....
they are yellow ....

i am terribly sorry if you have to see my
ranting out my major grievances.
other then that, lets continue -

China have some fucking bad pollution
because nearly every 10 steps
you see one fucking smoker ....
i dunno what the fuck is wrong
with their brains ....
they blow smoke at people
through their mouth and NOSE
wtf ....
is this a new method of flirting ?
call the Smoky Flirt Technique ?
i feel like rewarding the smoker a tight slap...
as a souvenirs.
freaks of nature ...
i wonder what sort of stress that make
them want to smoke ....
terrible little fuckers ....

Well China got exceptionally good shopping place
the place is so like Bugis Street
except cheaper
and just as clean
and fucking hell

the place there reminds me of China beggars
fuck!
its not wrong ....
or heinous
it is because of some problems that why
they are doing that
BUT
fucking hell
this old man come touching me !
and i pushed him away
LIGHTLY ONLY LEH
i dunno how he fall down and point at me
OI OLD MAN
dont act pitiful lorh
the WHOLE of CHINA
know that beggar is now a PROFESSION
even our teachers and the tour guide say it.
they all look more like conman then ...
beggars ....
make me think that those at the
MRT tunnel singing for money
more .... poor thing
fucking beggars in China
i see their pouch dunno how many
100$ notes ....
i feel like robbing them
those twity fuckers ....
i shave his white mustache then
he know

CHINA JAM is so FUCKING BAD
it is worse then Singapore's peak hour
and they have like a "car communication"
Step 1) They drive near you
2) Horn you
3) Open their window
4) Point their middle finger
5) Step on the acceleration
it is like SHIT YOU!!!
DONT ANYHOW POINT POINT LA
I BREAK YOUR FINGER THEN YOU KNOW
you do this in Singapore ...
walau ...
not only ur finger break....
you get fine and jail ...
those twits ...
makes me think after the Olympics
they all dont have manners

& my jacket nearly got stolen
fucking hell
i dunno how this guy
unlock my Crumpler bag
and then my jacket fell out ...
lucky i turn fast ...
shit the theif la ...
go steal from other people la ...
i see alot people on the street
LV, Gucci, Dior ,Jimmy Choos
go ROB them la
why choose me as your target ?!

overall the trip was okay C:

BACK FROM CHINA

2008-11-15T03:16:00.000-08:00

I AM BACK FROM CHINA , GUANGZHOU
the air there is fucking
POLLUTED la
CANNOT see anything
the air getting warming
the wind is getting dry
!!!!

China China China HOME STAY 2

2008-11-08T04:35:00.000-08:00

i did say i havent finish complaining!!!
the schooollll have a an insect obstacle course!!
the insect is so damn irritating
and alot of them !!
go walk 1 walkway there will about
10+ of them flying around
damn f-ing pissed!!!
and i cannot signed into e-buddy in my
buddy's house!
i cannot chat with any one of you all .....
today after i signed out ....
we ate steamboat ....
it was really delicious
delicious!!!
then after a 50min rest
i went for BBQ ....
their BBQ is use stove .... it is circular
i thought there wont be so many people around ......
but sadly there are alot people ....
all his relative!!!
they dint tell me about this!!!
fuck!
i roast 2 chicken wing myself!
i ate it
& i am so fucking FULL
then their dinner
gor roast duck
fish
vegetable
ect ect ect ....
the sauce they make is NICE
but it is so sian ....
eating the same thing over and over again
make me miss my carrot cake in Singapore ...
the more i say
the more i miss .....
GOSH
i really wish you all were here with me
TT
-cries cries
Ms Parvathi always say
do you all have any major grievances?
well ....
i HAVE ONE now!!!
i want go back SINGAPOREEEE
i want the hot weather
i wan the carrot cake
and the food in SIngapore
i want my family and friends
i want my bed back!!!
after 1 days rest i still have to go back
school help with the Open House
i like cannot rest at all ....
then you all go have class outing without us!
i gona KILL you all ....
hahahas ....
8 days countdown!
miss you all <3

-CRIES

China China China HOME STAY

2008-11-07T20:31:00.000-08:00

Yes Dion i know how you feel now
the weather here is freaking cold .....
i wear 1 T-shirt and jacket
also cannot tahan .....
the mosquito here also quite powerful
they sting you
will swollen somemore sial!
whatthefuckkkkk
then itchy .....
the school is big
got like 10 basketball court
2 tennis court and i think 3 hall
and 8 staff room
and 4+ block of hostel
and the canteen is bigger then west mall
1st floor
it is spiffing big sial.....
the service here is not really very good ....
they think we dont understand Chinese
then at the shopping mall we hear
them talking bad about us and still smile
then we go in say Chinese they like shock
wtfffuck
do we look like ang Moh ?
no right ?
they blind isit ?
the shopping mall the guy look
a tranny lorh ...
got guy face and woman's breast
i am not kidding la ....
sad i nv bring camera
BUT!
our teacher got camera ....
so he is going to send me the picture to upload !
i miss Singapore .....
the food here is really very good i cannot deny that
but the food keep on the same!
there is like no variety here one la
eat beef beef beef
and fish fish fish
and pork and chicken and
stone cold soup
Singapore have alot of variety
got indian food
i now miss ROTI PRATA!!!!
during the music lesson i still have to sing for
them i very paiseh one larhs!
but the bio lesson damn good
very interesting
they get to touch bacteria and experiment with them
we here Singapore dont have this type of things at all one larhs
the Chinese lesson here also damn chim
i only understand abit
their Chinese damn good one larhs!!!!!
make me look like a lousy student ....
zibei-
but sadly,
they dont have DnT and Home Economics lesson
and now ...
YES RIGHT NOW
i am at my buddy's house for 2 days
home stay!!!
and i get to use the computer!
hahaha... i bet your
SO NOT jealous ....
the pollution here is damn bad ....
so smoky here until you cant see
the fucking sun at all ......
the car produce black smoke
and surprisingly!
there are so LITTLE CARS in GuangZhou somemore ....
ohfuckkk
i dint know that my buddy's relative will come .....
FUCKKKKK
i the type that have no manners at all !!!!
how am i going to survive
fuckkk man i need help ....
i miss Singapore bed somemore ....
Shitty hell ...
i fucking scold alot vulgar man ....
the rain also very bad ....
i think i have to go for lunch !
i shall stop complaining for now and continue later

ShiMen, FoShan/Guang Zhou

2008-11-03T05:10:00.000-08:00

i going to talk about the life i have this few days
even though i dont have much time
so i shall briefly talked about it
i missed my family
friends
and food in SIngapore
the food here is mainly
BEEF
ＬＡＭＢ
ＦＩＳＨ
ａｌｌ　ｔｈｅ　ｐｏｒｔｉｏｎ　ｄａｍｎ　ｂｉｇ　ｌａ
ｉ　ｃａｎｎｏｔ　ｆｉｎｉｓｈ
ｔｈｅｎ　ｕ　ｆｅｅｌ　ｂａｄ　ｎｏｔ　ｆｉｎｉｓｈｉｎｇ
ｔｈｅ　ｆｏｏｄ　．．．．．
ｔｈｅ　ｗｅａｔｈｅｒ　ｈｅｒｅ
ｓｏ　ＣＯＬＤ
ｉ　ｃａｎｎｏｔ　ｓｕｒｖｉｖｅ　ｉｎ　ｃｏｌｄ　ｗｅａｔｈｅｒ
ｈｅｒｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｈｏｔ　ｗａｔｅｒ　ｍｕｓｔ　ｔａｋｅ
ｆｒｏｍ　ｔｈｅ　ｗａｔｅｒ　ｃｏｏｌｅｒｅ　
ｔｈｅｎ　ｃａｎ　ｂａｔｈ　ｈｏｔ　ｗａｔｅｒ
ｉ　ｓｌｅｅｐ　ｏｎ　ｔｏｐ
ｏｆ　ｔｈｅ　ｄｏｕｂｌｅ　ｄｅｃｋｅｒ　ｂｅｄ
ａｎｄ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｔｈｅ　
ａｉｒ－ｃｏｎ　ａｎｄ　ｆａｎ
ｓｏ　ＣＯＬＤ
ｇｏ　ｏｕｔ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｓｃｈｏｏｌ　ＰＥ　ｓｈｉｒｔ
ａｌｓｏ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｆｒｅｅｚｅ
－ｔｈａｎｋｓ　ｂｏｏｎ　ｈｗｅｅ　ｆｏｒ
ｌｅｎｄｉｎｇ　ｍｅ　２　ＰＥ　ｓｈｉｒｔ
ｔｈｅｎ　ｗｅ　ｈａｖｅ　ｔｏ　ｌｅａｒｎ
ｍａｒｔｉａｌ　ａｒｔｓ　ｔｏｄａｙ
ｆｒｏｍ　ａ　＂ｓｈｉ　ｆｕ＂
ｆｒｏｍ　ｔｈｅ　ｈｕａｎｇ　ｆｅｉ　ｈｏｎｇ　ｓｃｈｏｏｌ
ｍｙ　ｌｅｇ　ｉｓ　ｎｕｍｂ　ａｎｄ　ｐａｉｎ
ｈａｖｅ　ｆｕｎ　ｓｔｉｌｌ
ｉ　ｍｉｓｓ　ｙｏｕ　ａｌｌ　ａｌｏｔ
ｂｙｅｂｙｅｂｙｅｂｙｅｂｙｅｂｙｅｂｙｅｂｙｅｂｙｂｅ

CHINA HERE I COME :D

2008-11-01T07:28:00.000-07:00

as you may know
i am going CHINA; GUANGZHOU
wheeeeee ~
i going to miss all my
Singapore FRIENDS, KAKIS& FAMILY
2e2 i WILL MISS YOU
i just fall in love with
HOT, SEXUALLY APPEALING PINK
i going to stop posting for 2 weeks
i try to use the computer there!
i love you all!!!!

memoNIZER!

2008-10-25T07:04:00.000-07:00

FRIDAY-
i heard that green is good for the eyes!
so i am going green!
Friday is so memory-licious!
slugging in bed until 12pm
in the HOT afternoon
wishing that school is still open
for us to go back!
well;
i left house at 12.50pm
and race to SCHOOL
all because of the China performance!
we all have to sing a song!
& a dance!
see la .... so jia liat
the Modern Dance and Chinese Dance
going to sabo- people liao la
need to dance sial!!!!
kuku !
after that;
we were singing!
UMBRELLA chinese version
BLEEDING LOVE chinese version
Miss Wu say they don't really understand English
very well
we can help them translate what!
so easy!
sing singgg singggg singggggg more!
was fun sitting with them all!!
Going to China will be super duper FUN
im practically booked!
i am so busy!
soo after the fabulous singing session!!!!
i went home!
to CHANGE and BATHE
i need 30min beauty bath
:D
hahaa
well then i rush to CCK; Lot1
then i went to Long John Silver with Shiva
while waiting for others!
they came!!! on time
for ONCE
ohgod!
HSM3 TOTALLY NICE LA
okkkk maybe it is my kidddy dreammmm
well!?
who dont wish their lifes is like
a HSM ?!
i do really wished that!
i really do!
but it is impossible !
after that
we went to MacDonald
then we went to CCK park to
makan out food!
it is so FUN!
Tan was trying to step Sean new shoes
and somewhat ....
he came up to me and step on me 2 times .....
what the hell !?
i talking to Yan Ting ... then
OUCH!
pain like fuck la!
so;
what goes around comes around
he got what he deserve
so lets not improvise!
after that we went HOME!
gosh
it is so fun!
in-describable FUN
the HSM song is nice!
i am totally swoon by it!

well!
thats not the only thing
when i walked to west mall
i went past a construction site
i saw this 2 bangalar worker
with their pants unzip!
thats not the worse thing
their Penis is sticking out from their zip-hole
are they so disgraceful ?
cant they feel the cold wind blowing
pass their saggy genitals ?!
worse of all
its 2 of them!!!
+++ they are digging a hole
i wished they will stay inside the hole!!
fuck them all

memory; last day

2008-10-23T06:52:00.000-07:00

well i wish school will never end now .....
i left too much memories with all my
MATES of 2e2
of cos i will miss 2e2 dearly
after all this is out last day together ....
as in 37 pupils in a classroom
bullying ChoonKeat .....
awwh how i missed those times
i wishes it will never end .....
it just hurt my soul and heart
well,
i wished we can buy a house and we live in it
then we will be together!
well;
its utterly impossible though....
I feel like there is a missing piece in my HEART
goshhhhh!
i will really miss all of you!!!!!
even though i am slaving in the D&T
cleaning up tables and chair
mopping the floor
scolding vulgarities
cursing the Teacher
BUT IT IS ALL WORTH IT
to be together with you all
together we are one!
it is a nerve-wrecking thing when
Mdm Siva give out the report book!!!
i wish we all top 80 then we can all go e4 e5
then we are INSEPERABLE
but .... cannot
why cannot ?!
why why why why the question
is WHY cannot
lets skip the handball competition
we could have win ...
but it is a team effort
TEAM EFFORT
TEAM EFFORT
TEAM EFFORT
we are the best!
then i went back to school at 7pm to
hear 2 parent quarrel
woah!
they are just like kids

2e2 forever!

saturday;which was yesterday = =

2008-10-18T22:35:00.000-07:00

wake upppppppp;
early as 1pm !!!
this is totally fucktardedness!
thennnn i played abit of computer by
going to Teck's house!
then meet HZ
& take 106 bus to West Mall
to meet of 6foot tall friend
we travelled to Jurong East MRT
then take the train to EXPO
whatintheworld would i want to go EXPO
well; i promises Jody i will at least go to Service
at least ONCE
and gosh ..... the trip was long
but i spiced it up abit though
and we have lots lots lots lots
oodles and oodles
tons and million
trillions and billions
thousands and hundeds
of laughter
broken english -bahs
reaching expo for the service
we have to find a seat that is not BOOKED
goshhhh
alot of the prime seats were booked by cell groups!
helluva lot of people .....
even though i am not a Christian
i was shocked and shivering under the COLD ENVIRONMENT
god .....
alot people man!
bahhhs....
30min concert
1h 45min of talk
15 min ending speech
5 min to sing
2h 50min to pray
i cannot tahan la!
the sky will fall on my head
if i manage to attend services consistently!
i heard that the Pastor talking about Faith
and being Fourth-Dimension person
so if i pray and have faith everyday
maybe Singapore will snow ?
hopefully Global Warming can give Singapore some snow
living in Singapore is like living in a Tropical FOREST/JUNGLE
we are HUMANS not TARZANS
gosh!
after that we travelled to Clementi to have a late dinner meal
at KFC
Finger Licking Good! YUM!
the place was so "damn big"
it is so spacious!
well our 6foot friend get drove home
curses!
& our leprechaun short friend din't even send us home
:X well; she can't
bahsss!
reached home around 10.45pm ?
the Service has gobbled up a part of my Afternoon
and whole of my NIGHT!
But i must really comment the really Inspiring speech made
by the Pastor!
nothing is IMPOSSIBLE
but not everything is POSSIBLE ....
thats what i think though!
and i got 31 missed call
damns!
well thats all ~

WEDNESDAY& THURSDAY;

2008-10-16T08:56:00.001-07:00

Wednesday UPDATES!
you can never believed it!
i went to school at 11AM !!!
even though it is ADMIN DAY
no SCHOOL to calefare with my friends
alamak!
your mother la;
then went back home sleep for 1 hour
then call me go cck watch MOVIE
EAGLEEYE!
it is a not bad movie quite thrilling
but the ending is ...... quite sucky .
it is suspending until they reveal
weapons to you .
i can even guess the PLOT.
quite identical to ..... i forget!
then after that we went to MOF!
ministry of FOOD not fuck!
to get 2 mango
& strawberry ice cream
it is so censor-ing COOL!
not bad sia
very nice!!!!!
then got syrup let u POUR one
waaaaa very NICE!
then;
SEAN& WENJUN came
wooooo they come and talk to us at MOF
then they say they watching a movie
HOUSE BUNNY
buttt the timing is at 5.20 and 7.20 .
they arrived at 5.18 .....
they are so EARLY
then Han& Teck is LATE
ohmymama!
they came at 5.38
waaaa we missed out alot alot alot
the movie is totally FUNNY
HUMOUROUS
& HORNY!
"your eyes are the nipple of your face"
ohmy-censor-!
totally cool.
you should watch it
i dunno how to put it into words!
after that .... we ... erm .....
EXPLORE lot one before going back home
yeeeeeha!
i sat 2 movie with 18min rest
woahh!!!
im a SUPERMAN;
pui!
lazy type anymore..... keep updated
i will EDIT

TOOTY tuesday;

2008-10-14T07:03:00.000-07:00

its a tooty tooty Tuesday !!!
today no LESSONS !!!
then Eryan never come to school
because of a "fever"
then still say after school got event remember
to call him;
whatthe.f--k
still say FEVER
how can he lie !
goshhhhhh !
tomorrow still need go TOA PAYOH !!!
to collect Nadhir's CD early 9am
then we go OUT
rock on rock on! yeeeeeeeha!
:D muhhhhha
today Mr Heng HOLD US BACK
-censor-censor-
toot la
whatthef
that damn semi-bald man
opps!
its frolic - unattractive head man!
tooooooooooots!
its time for the NOOSE

SUNNY SUNDAY;

2008-10-12T06:46:00.000-07:00

BRIGHT PURPLE-Y
i feel random today :D
today morning wake up at 11.59am
fuckkkkkk!
i miss POKEMON!
i really want to watch it .....
after after after after 4 years never watching it
even though it is childish but;
it is nice to watch
-sighhhhhhh-
well today went to Hao Zhe house!
to get some cards !
we were making some deck
and hopefully
hopefully only arh
can win.....
then Jing Ann also there
then we call Teck Wee
he say 30min later he will arrive
but we waited for 1h 15min
we call him and he say his COMING
WTF !?
i wish i can strangle the hell out of him
&teach him never to be late
ever ever ever AGAIN
maybe we should drain the brain juice out of him
then we play
& play
Teck Wee deck "gay" enough
lose 1 time
gosh!
then we were tearing up cards and throwing card
"GLAIVE!"
"JAP CARD SURE FAKE ONE LA"-rips the card-
then we were throwing cards :D
then Teck Wee say:"my mother this my mother that"
MOTHER HIS BUTTOCK!!!
after that Jing Ann abit sick ....
Jing Ann be well soon !
hope i dont fail science.
well then i go listen to KATY PERRY
i kissed a girl!
<3 muacks muacks
hugs and kisses
kisses and hugs
nice song!

joy FRIDAY;

2008-10-10T03:15:00.000-07:00

i am in a mood for some~
SEXY RED
today was not much of a day
i am just praying that
my Monday will not be worse
then today;
well,
hopefully la!
Mdm Geetha come in and trick us
& say hav 10 FAILURES
its either she is a good liar
or we are a good victim.
bloody hell sia
i got 80 for history!
but it is not the time to celebrate!
there is still other paper;
blooooooooooooody hell
then after school we were talking about
SCIENCE related stuff
we were talking which snake is the
most poisonous
and we come to a conclusion
that SEA SNAKE is the most poisonous!
its is proven that the pattern on the snake is a
tell tale sign for us!
then we talk about clones;
if we can clone ourself for free will you ?
i think this is inhumane la
clone also have feeling and emotions!
we create clones not to replace our spoil organs
and cloning should be BANNNNNED!
B-A-N
this is utterly going against our moral values!
and SEAN want to have a carbon copy of him
after that we talk about poisonous frogs
which is the poisonous before going
to the topic on hybrids!
GOSH!
we were talking about zebra + giraffe hybrid
eve though it is man-made animal
it is now currently extinct
there is the [M]tiger + [F]lion
[F]tiger + [M]lion hybrid !
i did not know;
different type of gender affect the type of hybrids
then we talk about hybrid insects!
what happen if we mix this with this and this
what happen if mix a hornet + bumblebee?
catastrophe!
a flying solid of glycerol& fatty acids
bone skin meat blood eyes feelers
& an attachable STING.
worse;
it is immune to baygon!

NUTSSSSSS;

2008-09-29T05:49:00.001-07:00

YOU all can never guess HOOOOOOOW
bad MONDAYS IS
monday is like a total hell
&& in the morning Mr Kong come in
and SCOLD US NOISY !
||| = = wtfffffff
say is the next time he come back see us noisy
he will send us to the parade square
and TALK to us !
i was like why not !!!!
since english period is next ~
so ~
why not waste abit of time in the parade square ?
but.
he dint send us there ....
fuckkkklarhs!
i was like spitting FIRE !!
blowing up a STORM !!
conjure up a BLIZZARD !!
psychologically;
make noise is a way to release STRESS !
dont u understand ?!
but nevermind!
after all that examination STRESS
we have RESULTS STRESS
hell....
its one stress after another ....
fuckkkkkkkkks!
there is nothing more fucked up then this!
but!~
after that ~
we can hav a gossipy chat with Ms Tan
& Ms Parvathi
& maybe we can talk somewhere posh ?
then they will pay the bills!
wheeeeeee ~!
we invited them to the class chalet !
CHOONKEAT is coming ....
i wonder what will happen if i organise
a class amazing race ? ...... = = |||
hell let loose, man ....
mother tongue period
Mrs Carmen Mok no more VOICE !
hahaha cannot have lesson
FTW !! wootsssssssss
then we ask her sing song ~
talk jokes !
hahaha cause we know she cant do that!
HA!
hehehes!
i was talking horning behind class ....
randomly ?
like: would u wan 2 dick for 4 balls ?
man bra or push up bra ?
then some really personal stuffs ~
after that .... is
peaceful 2 period ~ <3
then after that is MATHS!
i dint KNOW that 2 period of maths
could just flew of without us noticing man.
that is so fuckkked up?!!?
i only find someone subject enjoyable only.
my math is so not my THING LA
how can i enjoy it ?!
nvm that
after that is HISTORY
omgomgomgomgomogmogmog
enjoyable!
cause free period
and we got VE as free period too ^^v
i cant b anymore happy on this
GLOOMY DAY !

* i wonder what happen if someone PMS during exam ......

2008-09-19T07:16:00.001-07:00

brown = shit
&shit is to use to describe my SHITTY day
of course thereee is alot brown colour
this one is for diarrhea
it is to describe the verbal diarrhea the relief cher have
things were plain sailing;
2 mother tongue period and 2 free periods
science& maths r free
and during science
this toktok parrot cher come in
play a game with us
guess number
fuckhim la
wan guess number go play TOTO
or 4D la
come in our class scold and yap
after recess our home ec. teacher
nv come !!!
how SUAY la
this fat, short, hot tempered teacher come
OPPS!
this is politically incorrect!
she is:
overly proportional
horizontal challenged
bitchy
and outdated
her famous words are :
sit down;
u better sit down;
i tell u to sit;
what your name;
better behave;
NO NO NO NO NO
our class total drive her nutty
dunno she need scream how many time
&she dun allow aravindh go toilet
lol.
aravindh down there complain
then we whistle
slam table
tap tap
scream and shout
blahblahblahs.....
aravindh control until he think he bladder
cannot make it then go toilet
come back slam metal cupboard
woah....
12.40 bell ring FREEDOM
i hope that is the last we see of that teacher
then we have one 2h HISTORY remedial
history is boringggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
all i was doing was doing work
&& trying not to sleep.

this is worse then mondays.....
total suck the life out of me
fuckthat[ ]

HELP FOR THE CAUSE!

2008-09-14T00:14:00.000-07:00

HELP STAND UP TO CANCER!
help spread the knowledge around!

and in the name of FUCK
where is my graph !?

BACK BY DEMAND!!!

2008-09-13T04:58:00.000-07:00

I AM BACK!!!
by POPULAR DEMAND!!!

today history remedial is total crap;
what i am doing the whole history lesson
is trying not to sleep by chewing on my sweet.
out of all days,
why must it be on 10.30 on a beautiful SATURDAY!
fuckfuckfuckfuck!
what worse it is a torturous 3 periods!!!
blame it on us for being so far behind the syllabus.
the riot and election stuff just cant get in my brain;
i think i going to fail history.
i just wan get done and over with
the
fucking EoY
after that we went play CARDS at the playground.
im in a total shock!!!
i am only gambling freak in the class ?!
1/37 and mostly dont know what is "tai di"
what century were they born;
dinosaurs periods ?!
we should gather sometimes to have some gambling sessions
as class bonding
maybe we should call some teachers
for some gamble spree
-cackle-
maybe BtVSS should set up gambling tournament
and i definitely join !
too bad;
no such thing in our school
gambling is BAN.
fuck the school rules;
i will wish and pray for no history next year.
i need suggestion for an after EoY event.
any ideas ~
please tag on my tagboard
everyone lets be a HATER history
& hate of CK!

pOWpOWpOWWWS;

2008-07-15T04:53:00.000-07:00

kuku .....
irritating pictures everytime i press
enter the pictures keep going down
screw this post;
this is gingseng and straw human
cool ehh?
i CREATED this masterpiece when
im at Seoul Garden with
NINA& LiJUAN
fun sia....
we call crystal
she said she got the physic proj. to complete
excuses!!!
we understand;
she just wan time we her boyfriend

jayraj bought new pencil box
& guess what
it totally describe our class;
we only got effort ......
& we were united in bullying choonkeat
&& on birthdays;
today choonkeat got bullied
dunno what happen...
all of the sudden he scream at Selvi
he erupted,
breakdown,
and cry
dunno why our class takes pleasures in
bullying someone autistic
BUT i dun care

CUTE RIGHT?
this black toy-like-stuff
i found this at Singapore Poly
when i went for a design course
we see alot of interesting stuff
and this
<<
was one of it
so i decided to SHARE
so guess,
isit a male or female?

i put this picture
out of
pure randomness

by goneyyy
this is the total
horny hotstuff
that i made up when im
at Syafiq house to test his food
so i made something with scrabble
not bad for a 14-year-old idiot
right?

totally not my fault
is just that i got corrupt my class's
horny people
& the girls
arent innocent!
HORNY fits our class
being horny a day
keep pure& innocence away

MONdayBLUES;

2008-07-14T07:33:00.000-07:00

*yawn*
today is a BORING monday

bahhhhhhhss.....

started off lame english lesson
topped with science
today was supposingly to get back out
chinese test paper
our teacher dint come and this NIE teacher
came!!!
whatthefuck ~
make me excited for nothing......

mehhhhhhhs

then got this graph test MrLam give us
which i think i practically fail it
flunked the graph test
stupid test
so kuku la
obviously dint hav enough time
&my graph so different from other people
fuckinghell think i get wrong .......

tests sucks!
fuck all this streaming stuff
fuck all these examination
fuck all the fail in test
-must study harder-
HARDERRRRRRR.....

therefore;
out of my pure randomness
i decide to view some photos!
and in the end i found myself
laughing to my handphone;

memories.....

26July08
FUNDAY(:

11JULY08;

2008-07-11T06:50:00.000-07:00

today is a new day
and therefore it is not very pleasant

bahhhhhhhhhhhss

digital art
history test chicken feet
home ec.
then school end

then go cca .....

today BTPS come to my school for some forum
or something like that
then see the teacher i can FAINT
the teacher is so ..... different
the kids look so cute
some look so ..... very CUTE

go home
play
blog

got scolded ......
got suan ......
scare i no friends ....
hahahhaa......

26july08
see u there

NORMALDAY(:

2008-07-10T07:27:00.000-07:00

this is the type of the day and the season
where WenJun is having one of his
gay fantasies;
today i say him gay he like sad sad
like that...
sorry la ......

starting got a f-cking chinese test
which i never study
3wrong 3marks gone;
then got 3 teachers in the class;
2 is extra

bahhhhhhs

then one of the teachers,
the shortest of them all is....
laughing so loud!
maniac bitch

to top it over we have a english compo
topic:Mother Earth
whatthefuck la
what is there to write
is so like a geography exam question
this topic is so dry,lame,crappy
then i managed to produce a 400+word essay
on why we should conserve for gaia

then IPW;
hear mstan sing
then school's over!

26july08
BTPS funday
u MUST b there

HEALTHCHECK;

2008-07-09T05:32:00.000-07:00

healthcheck today was so f--ked up
people around me hav smelly feet
so i was thinking whether the stench
was coming from
Eryan,
ChoonKeat,
or Aravindh
& we have an eyesight check
cool eh?

blahblahblahs

then we have to check our SPINE
the nurse told me i have a spine problem

bahhhhhs...

i hav a slight curve in my back
and she give me a pamphlet
then she ask me questions
"Ahboy, do u smoke arhs ?"
"Got any allergy ?"

whatinthefuck
has smoking got to do with our SPINE
hell to her larhs

luckily the health check ate up
our last 2 periods

then i go read the stupid pamphlet
and it proven nothing useful in it
why the hell would we wan to know disease
that wont happen to us
i wan to know howthefuck
smoking going to affect us in the backbone
screw it

ya then i go home.
sleep.
blog.

26July08
see u at BTPS

thedayafter YOUTH DAY;

2008-07-08T05:00:00.000-07:00

today was so enjoyable
4 period for free period
-ms siva is absent
-mr lam on course
what could be any better then this
.......bahs
sooooooo there wasnt any homework
then when school end
eat food
&
drink water
then head up to the ArtRoom
for an audition to some ...... erm,
KidsCentral production thingy
they hav produced shows like Ubin Boy

blahblahblahs

then they come to our school to interview ELDDS
drama students ........... bahs
talk about punctuality they were 36min late
sigh......
damn those tarDs
they chose me for some f---ing reason
to hell with them

bahs;

the script was quite fixed and its ... like
:"Oh, fancy bumping you two here !"
or it will be something like
:"my grandfather stamford is a traveller,"
but at least it is nothing cheese or irony
because if it is;
i will force myself to say it badly

i wonder how kids stand to watch Ubin Boy
i see 1 episode i off liao

bahs;

anyways.
i went to meet Nina to get back the PSP
i forget i left it in her bag
shitty hell;

26july2008
BTPS
FUNDAY
see you there :]

YOUTHDAY;

2008-07-07T06:58:00.000-07:00

bored today;
ask lijuan, nina and yatyan out
yatyan said no .... bahs
cause need finish h/w
think she nv do june holiday h/w
wait until july then do

anyways;
we went to causeway point
for seoul garden then we chat
about we change the most
and in our top 5 chart
1) LingLin
2)Nigel
3) Shawn Lim
4)YuHui
5)Jermyn

we judge them;
whether they are skinny lik beansprout
commited fashion crime
serious bad hairdo
tooooooo dark to recgonise
tall until hit the lights
join ridiculously lot of CCAs........ bahs

we tried to call crystal lee
but she said she was too caught up
with her psychic project
and could come out
we 3 thought it was a total lie
& that she wan time with her BF

we were lame and came up
with who turn beautiful charts
1-Hwee Wen
2-WeiYuan
3-Felicia
4-JiaYu
5-Judith
6-Crystal

blahblahblahs......

just to keep u all updated
BTPS FUNDAY is on 26thJuly'08
so those who miss Effandi
or the new principal ect.....
drop by and visit them

them we went to IMM to find
my GLOOMY BEAR
i wan it sadistic claws/paws
and we went scouting for ChuckMorris
then we met shawnlim[SG] he is now super tall
he is around 1.8m+
and he is as skinny ...... pencil!
i thought he wasnt eating well
or
he is just natural skinny

so got my claws/paws
went to mac and chat
nina and li juan keep taking
& retaking photos
laugh lik mad retards
and finally we went our seperate ways

bah!
keep overcooking my meat!

YOUTHDAY;

2008-07-06T10:14:00.000-07:00

yeah!
im finally going to revive my blog;
after reviewing yussof's 2e2 blog
made me think that andre
is like an ATM machine... bahs

anyway school youth day celebration;
really give us an idea how old and
outdated
our 19centuries teacher come about
& the most fascinating thing is that
MsGopal was so SKINNY back in her secondary days.
the picture is lik a total fraud
teacher just dont look lik they were before
maybe back then their faces were cover with dust
& cobwebs
or the camera just sucks

anyway;
my cca member and i was scouting for people
who committed a fashion faux pas

->2e3 Dwight
you cannot believe what this fashion criminal
wear for youth day!
BRIGHT lime green polo Tee
BRIGHT pink belt
BRIGHT yellow skinnies
bad colour combination
-people say his colourblind...
he dint even participate in the MrVibrant youth competition
high chance that;
he can win
make me think he is a fucking gaylord

youth day is a day for talent scouting;
Ms Candice Tan& Mr Joshua Tan
are showing of their vocals
MsTan reaching high notes singing Umbrella
MrTan sings 2 chinese songs
MsChua our school joker spice up
the performance with her umbrella :]

THINK TEACHERS ARE ROTTING AND OLD !?
watch how MsGopal and other teachers
BOOGIE on stage

SOOOO scream out <>
and feel yourself getting older each day;

TELETUBIEＳ　：］

2008-04-10T05:46:00.000-07:00

ＴＥＬＥＴＵＢＩＥＳ!?

OMFG　ＤＥＡＤ　

ＮＳ !?!??! WTFOMG

lip balm :]

2008-04-07T04:31:00.000-07:00

today was so funny
today at Maths Olympiad
teck wee tell me that priya
have a lychee lip balm
&& i am like BIG DEAL
谁管about the lychee lip balm
then suddenly he go ask priya for the
lip balm .........
我的天 why tak it .....
then i go smell it ....
>looks like lychee
>smells lik lychee
but does it taste lik it ?
look suddenly i go say nose not block
then the mucus will go leak into the
lychee lip balm .... xD
then teck wee say can put
aloe vera [ choon keat pisia ]
哈哈哈
the nose can switch on and off
then the pisai can go in the balm
or maybe stir up a concoction
mucus + lychee + pisai = lychee lip balm
then can use it to spread on
bread as lychee jam
then can buy other flavour jam :]
like mango lychee balm
so funny
wish u all were here at
maths omlypiad :D

boring saturday :[

2008-04-05T07:15:00.000-07:00

to cheer this boring saturday up
i went to mr brownshow.com
to find someone humurous jokes
and it cheer me up :]
all so funny
>toilet language
>mas selamat escape
>edison chen
>illegal downloading of anime
>Singapore grand prix
so damn funny
dint do anything particularly
to make my day good
except to talk to the air
&& my blog arent dead !!!
SiP members dun wan me upload photos
Sean nv racist
&&
&&
&&
nothing else .......

argh crap ! i hate the stage !

2008-04-04T07:05:00.000-07:00

today is so ...... bad
i hav speak up speak out [SUSO]
have to stand on stage and
PRESENT a value on respect
then see alot people giggling
then mimick what i say
then the principal keep
nodding her head .......
alamak ..... good or bad ?!
the 2e3 people keep on laugh
laugh laugh laugh laugh
my class alot people say is
the guy near Wai Ling
fat , short, plum , bowl cut
&& then Mrs Ong come tak my poem
she say very nice
then she wants it
then she go let the pricipal copy it
HELL T.T
then she go say to the
whole lower sec cohort
i feel so embarassed
ltr she go say to the whole school
alamak .....
then alot people say i can go round 2 !
i dun wan ! i dun wan tuh speak
to the whole school
seniors will skin and peel me
and laugh at me
&& WTH IS WRONG WID GESTURES
say until i very melodramatic lik that
pray i dont go round 2

april's second fool

2008-04-02T07:36:00.000-07:00

well the class fool
Jayraj is celebrating his
mini event :]
called april's second fool
he so funny during
english lessons
im act so retard
say mas selamat everywhere
i go even during CCA
mas selamat tard !
hohoo :D
choon keat lost his
black , toyota carrier bag
and he blamed :
sean [ cause: he sit nearest ]
boon hwee [ cause: always bully him ]
eryan [ cause: he said he saw his bag ]
shiva [ cause: plain accuse ]
he make hell lots of noise
say we took it
1st he left it in MRT
2nd time in MacDonald
3rd time i dunno
he look lik a pie-tard
i hate him somehow
i hav to for speak up, speak out
on friday !
mental unstable
i may strangle anyone

maniac photo-taking day :]

2008-03-31T09:12:00.000-07:00

the day started
with 2 "meow" marks

on my hand due to ~

Selvi !

her fingernails long

lik anything.

then she laid her paws on me

&&&
look what happen

<<<>

this is the girl with

extra long nails

that can pierce through

picture nearly anything

not i nearly faint T.T
allowed - case report 1 -

- CAUGHT-
tsk tsk tsk !!!

CAUGHT hav caught syafiq

copying h/w !

alamak

-CAUGHT-

aiyo !!! exploit !!!

class chairman copying h/w

best example !

we shld learn from him

even though school is

going to end soon

but fun nv stop

look at this rape

so ghey

what are they doing ?

SiP clan photo will be up soon !!

too much to update !!

boring sunday :[

2008-03-30T06:35:00.000-07:00

LuQ aka teck wee
is a mathematic madness fanatic
who gone mad
thursday 3 period maths
he still so happy !
mad la that idiot
today is a very boring day
tuition
play computer
do maths homework
eat maggie
blog
- end of day -
lets do a quiz
>Do you think Wen Jun will be late tomorrow ?
.Yes/No ?

***teck wee you mathematics nerd crap

freaky friday :]

2008-03-28T08:00:00.000-07:00

got new timetable :[
even week thursday have
3 period of maths !!!
i am completely booked
then today have photo-taking
frenzy !
everyone all aim wen jun :]
cause he is so fun to tak photo
wid la :D
malay pupils have oral ......
then i leave to emo in the art room
to rot and mould .....
come home my fucking sister say
dun use handphone ....
what the fuck is wrong
with her
never even use for 5min say
will die of radioactive
stupid bitch
school is better is then home
CCA is fun :D
ELDDS is HAWT ~!

27 march 2008

2008-03-27T06:14:00.000-07:00

nothing really special
typical day with nothing exiting
boring ....
*yawnnn
except we keep locking
syafiq & wen jun
in class .... xP

sneaky snapshot day :]

2008-03-26T07:09:00.000-07:00

smile for the camera :]

&& say cheese !!

today is sneaky snapshot day :]

choon keat pose for the camera

thats right !

:] look what do we have here

ITS CHOON KEAT :D

dont you feel like saying OMFGWTF

007 pose ,

need more practise !

overcrowding at pond !?

nah.

we are celebrating the fishes 1st day

in bukit view's pond!

mrs tan&& mr heng have released

some fishes :D

where the fishes ?

a) they got choke on chicken bones

b)under the bridge

c)someone pour Mr Muscle solution into the pond& they died

d) accidentally used for BBQ

++ they added water plants!

so cool !

malay conversational :[

2008-03-25T07:20:00.000-07:00

malay conversational is
so damn boring !
go there do homework and eat Hello Panda
the teacher is a lao kok kok
+ baldy
lesson boring until can sleep
today learn basic instructions and colours
. your underwear is pink
>your underwear is merah jambu
.banana are yellow in colour
>banana are kunning in colour
basically, its very lame
then ltr got examination
learn malay learn until so jia liat
I DUN WANNA LEARN !
Mr lam says :
"Today weather is good, by 5pm i knockoff i shall go for my usual run."
"Pray that it doesnt rain or tmr i will be in a bad mood."
alamaks ..... today rain like mad

2e2 class cheer :[

2008-03-24T08:14:00.000-07:00

E2 here to rock your day
Better be prepared in everyway
Shut your mouth and listen hard
In the end just dont say what !!!

We are respectful
We are cute
We are popular to boot

We are compassionate
We are hot
We are everything you are not

We are responsible
We are cool
We dominate this school

Perseverance and intergrity are what we looked up for
----
Sooooooooooooooooooooooo ~
----
Try to make us back off and we would say
NO NO NO !!!~
Try and make us go off and we would say
WONT GO GO GO !!!~

2e2 cheer is so .......
*speechless*
so many people say :
"Aiyo ... Sai your cheer!"
"God damn sucky."
"Won't win."
"Lan cheer, can't even hear."
"Fools walking on stage."
feel so discouraged ....... > .<
as if their cheer very nice .
ok some are very nice.
seniors always good.

--winners--
sec 1 - 1e2
sec 2 - 2e1
sec 3 - 3e* forget
sec 4/5 - 5n1

diNNer -- in - waitinG

Sex-A-LOT-DAY

RIS LOW& SEX FILE(s)!

Community Involvment Programme!!!

back;

Y'all Know

debates.

POSTING, FINALLY?

POSTING, FINALLY?

Seoul Garden ;D

go FUG yourself, cause fugly is the new pretty

about yesterday;

Jing Ann Darling;D

new big thing!

update ;D

new skin

birthdayyyys

time ;

Many Days;

Special DAY ;D

Picture-Less post.

Monday, the 18th

CAMP!!! CAMP!!!

AIN'T IT OBVIOUS !?

CHEM COMMON TEST,

BITCH;

record! *act shock*

Chinese New Year visits'

bitch!

CCA awareness day!

postie!;

oh gosh!

blooooooogish;

blog-licious;

BACK FROM CHINA

China China China HOME STAY 2

China China China HOME STAY

ShiMen, FoShan/Guang Zhou

CHINA HERE I COME :D

memoNIZER!

memory; last day

saturday;which was yesterday = =

WEDNESDAY& THURSDAY;

TOOTY tuesday;

SUNNY SUNDAY;

joy FRIDAY;

NUTSSSSSS;

HELP FOR THE CAUSE!

BACK BY DEMAND!!!

pOWpOWpOWWWS;

MONdayBLUES;

11JULY08;

NORMALDAY(:

HEALTHCHECK;

thedayafter YOUTH DAY;

YOUTHDAY;

YOUTHDAY;

TELETUBIEＳ ：］

lip balm :]

boring saturday :[

argh crap ! i hate the stage !

april's second fool

maniac photo-taking day :]

boring sunday :[

freaky friday :]

27 march 2008

sneaky snapshot day :]

malay conversational :[

2e2 class cheer :[

record! act shock

TELETUBIEＳ　：］